“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
THIS WAS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FROM, I’M GONNA PRINT THIS SHIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM.
(via zuckerborg)
LOL at the Mark Twain part. :D
mark twain was also a philosopher duuuh
seriously considering sending this to someone…
So baby, lets do sex things? :3
love the pie chart and the graph. ;)